18 Hilarious Quotes From The Office That You Will Love
It’s been eight years since the last episode of The Office was aired. But its iconic dialogues will always be evergreen! Here, it seems fitting that every workplace should have some of the best quotes from The Office plastered all over the place.
Whether Creed Bratton’s fake death or Kelly’s never-ending one-sided conversation, fans will agree that they can never get bored with the show. Michael’s insane one-liners or Dwight’s outrageous quotes are all immensely relatable while also being iconic.
Every time you watch it, you'll notice subtle humor, witty tidbits, and mind-blowing puns that you had missed before. And that is the absolute magic of The Office.
You'll agree that the moment you step into your office, you wish it was Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc., but since it can’t be that, we can bring a little bit of it to your workplace with this collection of the coolest and weirdest quotes from The Office.
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So sit back and enjoy!
1. Michael Scott
Sometimes, I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
2. Robert California
There’s something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional.
3. Pam Beesly
I’m gonna start telling people what I want, directly.
4. Michael Scott
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
5. Kelly Kapoor
I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?
6. Dwight Schrute
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.
7. Michael Scott
And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
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8. Kevin Malone
I work hard all day. I like knowing that there’s going to be a break. Most days, I just sit and wait for the break.
9. Stanley Hudson
Did I stutter?
10. Michael Scott
Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don’t sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I’m trying to make.
11. Dwight Schrute
You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once.
12. Michael Scott
I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close. Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.
13. Deangelo Vickers
I used to be obese. Once you’ve conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion. I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I’d almost welcome it.
14. Michael Scott
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
15. Kelly Kapoor
I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.
16. Andy Bernard
I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.
17. Michael Scott
My philosophy is, basically, this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.
18. Jim Halpert
Everything I have I owe to this job...This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
Which is your favorite quote from The Office?
I bet you had a warm fuzzy feeling reading all these quotes from The Office. Of course, you did. After all, that's what our favorite shows do to us. They make us feel good.
So share these quotes with your colleagues who are also in love with this insanely funny sitcom and build a tiny ‘The Office’ community amidst your workforce.
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